My Bday is coming up!
August 2 :D
Put your offerings at My feet via the marvelous Bday tribute board below:
How would you like to be My chauffeur for the day?
Take the keys, boy. Your dream trip starts here.
But where are we going and what do I have planned for you?
It’s something I know you’ll enjoy!
Sitting beside Me in a short Summer dress and the wind in My hair.
Eyes on the road, boy
TRIBUTE $50 for My up-coming Bday!
We’ve arrived at the mall. I’m taking you shopping – for Me.
Open the door for Me like a good chauffeur.
So, what am I going to buy with your hard earned money?
I’m shopping for tiny sexy bikinis for Summer.
Maybe I’ll wear one of My new bikinis back in the car.
Could you keep your eyes on the road if I sat next to you in a bikini?
TRIBUTE $100 for My up-coming Bday!
Could you have kept your eyes on the road, boy? Really?
Mmm, I feel sexy. Take Me to the pool.
Sorry, boy. You wait in the car like a good little chauffeur.
TRIBUTE $150 for My up-coming Bday!
Go, push a button, or better, all of them!
Be a good piggy bank for Me -
I will spend your tributes on Bday luxuries!